The Secret Life Of A Slummy Mummy

A Hilarious and Honest Look at Modern Motherhood

The Secret Life of a Slummy Mummy by Fiona Neill is a sharp, witty, and refreshingly relatable novel that captures the chaos, comedy, and contradictions of being a modern mum. Published in 2008 by Arrow Books, this bestseller is perfect for fans of laugh-out-loud domestic fiction with a cheeky edge.

Juggling Kids, Chaos, and One Big Secret

Meet Lucy Sweeney — disheveled, disorganised, and decidedly not a "perfect mum." Between school runs, playdates, and her eccentric group of fellow parents, Lucy barely has time to think — let alone reflect on her crumbling marriage and the tempting distraction of a dangerously attractive dad. As she tries to balance motherhood with her own desires and dreams, Lucy’s life starts spinning hilariously out of control.

Smart, Saucy, and Strikingly Real

Fiona Neill brings humour and heart to this story of one woman’s attempt to survive motherhood without losing herself. The Secret Life of a Slummy Mummy is filled with sharp observations, messy moments, and characters you’ll recognize from your own school gates. It's an entertaining read for anyone who’s ever felt overwhelmed — but still found a way to laugh through it all.

The ultimate feel-good novel for every perfectly imperfect parent.